It's said that you can't teach an old dog new tricks. Michael Lynch does his best to prove just that in a tired old piece of clickbait masquerading as serious journalism.
From the football to the fauna, we've put together our best 13 reasons our Wellington isn't shitter than Perth.
My stomach is in knots. I do not want to feel like this. Usually when you get a "we need to talk" you have the talk pretty soon after. Seems cruel to let it drag on. But this is the situation I find myself in. Playing the waiting game.
The round of 16 kicked off for us at home in Wellington where we saw Ghana take on Mali and USA play Colombia. Dale promised that if Ghana were winning at 80 minutes he would spend the final 10 minutes dancing to an African beat. Unfortunately it wasn't to be and Mali took out the match 3-0. In between games I had my heart broken. Hungary were my favourites and to go out the way they did was tough. I really feel for the poor kid who scored that own goal, I don't think he could do it again if he tried! USA v Colombia was well contested which USA took out 1-0. Again, we were a little disappointed. After seeing a few prior Colombian games I had become a fan - mostly due to the passion of their fans (in their support, not in bed).
Today saw several members of the Yellow Fever sit down with Chairman Rob Morrison and discuss the current situation the Phoenix finds itself in.
The news late today that we are about to hear an update on our fate from Rob is hard not to find exciting.
Phoenix City - Storming