Shit nobody says (Phoenix edition)

I miss totori

The phoenix are great.

IBTL

Bring back Ricki

IBTL

Where's Nicky Ward

This is a great thread

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I wish Lia would shoot more.

That JV is a top bloke

What inside jokes?

I'm glad I forgot to bring my scarf!

I wish the people in that Fever Zone would quieten down!

"I need a striker! Get me Royces' number stat"

"Gao? Yeah he played for us. Wizard footballer that guy was"

"No I'd rather focus on the game than beer and chanting thanks"

"Joel Griffith and Terry McFlynn? Of course they are upstanding guys. Not a patch on that Burns chap though"

"I wish Robbie had signed with us"

"Marco? We were holding him back. He left with our blessing to spread his wings and soar with the eagles"

"Of course there is a shopping mall in Wellington, ask Nikki"

"That Troy is always first in to bed"

"Berisha is a beacon in a post Cold War Eastern Europe"

I'll resist getting personal with you TV

All the forumites get along so well and provide a good culture for attracting new members... 

"Mozzie? He's Tainui hardcore bro. That eye for goal is sharper than Tama and his machete"

Ben Williams is my refereeing idol. 

"The RBB are a model of citizen movement in the passive support of sporting enterprise"

we got the wrong aloisi

"I wonder what formation Ricki will spring this week"

"No really, hand on heart, the cheque is in the mail"

"I envy that Sam Worthington and his ability to be at the leading edge of investigative football journalism"

"Ooohhh I wonder what Danny Hay wrote this week!!!"

"That FFA are a sticklers for the rules"

I could go all night with this. Top thread TV

(And I actually mean that seriously as much as I am unlikely to say that)

"There is no chance this thread will descend into chaos"

"Harry was just misunderstood and poorly utilised"

I love the off season

What you mean we've been singing "Stand up" out of tune?

Hope they hand out thunder sticks again this season!

Lei Lei Gao is our best ever import!

If it wasnt for nufc_nz we'd have no scoops

nufc_nz is my favourite poster on here. He is reasoned and well informed and never trolls.

The Ernie Merrick is one funny parody twitter account.

I hope we'll see a lot more of Nixie this season.

I don't think Nixie looks at all like a chicken.

My gf loves hearing the podcast in bed

The home literacy geniuses 

I cant think of anyone better at handling their funds than terry

How can I get my football knowledge with Billy Harris gone?

I think danny hay said it best when...

Toto wasn't given a fair chance to display his skills.

You just CAN get enough...

Ticketek are really on to it this year

Sit down

Put your shirts back on

I never missed the BB

"It's really easy to find out the cost of a season ticket just from Phoenix advertising"

I like the idea of more regional games around the country.