An extention of Stevo and my earlier discussion - Credit to Wilso for the find.
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1832838
things that rule
Prolam.
Prolam? 
It's a glulam timber product that's great for decks.
Comes treated and allows larger (and higher) decks than NZS 3604.
Comes treated and allows larger (and higher) decks than NZS 3604.
NZS 3604??? Quick check reveals -
Provides suitable methods and details for the design and construction of timber framed buildings up to three storeys high. This standard is intended to apply to domestic dwellings, most residential and some commercial and other buildings, without the need for specific engineering design.
I am with you now...
Vodka + Lime + Soda
gin and tonic
Gingernuts.
And a cup of tea
gin and tonic
hear hear!
Football.
Friends+Thistle Inn+Match+food after=OK
Friends+Thistle Inn+Match+food after=OK
greasy fry up after a night on the p!ss
The public and media outcry re. the FFA banning theEureka flag at MVFC games! 
Gingernuts.
And a cup of tea
no coffee
Gingernuts.
And a cup of tea
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no coffee
I looooove my coffee. But for some strange reason, a cup of tea always manages to fix things. Particularly if it's cup of tea, plus a chocolate based treat!
Brendon McCullum
Daniel Vettori and Jacob Oram.
simon_hampton2008-10-28 18:33:11
Chocolate Eclairs from the Ohakune dairy.
BOOBS
that's sooo been pointed out - you think it would take 8 pages?
Deserves a second mention
Finishing exams, having a beer and watching good quality sport
Todays day out at the stadium!
Clean sheets and three points and Everton Football Club.
Todays day out at the stadium!
Skiving off from work to watch football
When you study the exact right things the day before the exam and write f**king amazing answers for EVERY question and then finish an hour early. Wooooo! Two to go! suck on that uni!
Clean sheets and three points and Everton Football Club.
TOFFEE FAIL!
Be creative. For example, comparing Dubya to Hitler is about as original as peeling a potato with a potato peeler designed specifically for potatoes.
tubal ligation
An American liberal is a person who hates America, their parents, and everything that is pure and holy. Since according to the polls
(no, not people from Poland, I mean surveys) roughly 50% of Americans
are liberal leaning, it seems that half of the residents of the USA
hate their own country. Whether or not this means they hate the layers
of rock that make up the landmass of the United States, or if they hate
the citizens of the United States (including themselves and all their
friends and allies) is unknown.
Rugby is an elitist sport as only certain people can play. In New
Zealand you must have lived in Waikato to be allowed to play rugby with
adults, but you become a part of the ruling elite of New Zealand when
you are selected to become a member of the Canterbury Crusaders.
Even being allowed to attend a game of rugby where the Crusaders ride
to victory over second-rate teams from Uganda or Auckland is something
to be treasured for many generations. People who are unable, unwilling
or do not enjoy rugby are considered different and strange. Some are
routinely burned at the stake in New Zealand all-male private schools
(the girls are let off lightly with the task of cleaning-up after the
game soggy biscuit).
When a poll was conducted of New Zealanders as to their favourite joke, 23% said "Greymouth". The rest unanimously voted:
Q) What's long, hard, and screws Australians?
A) Primary school
Q) What's long, hard, and screws Australians?
A) Primary school
Rugby is a game for people who do not have enough skill for any other sport but do have a bit of speed and a desire to touch other men in the scrum position.
Chocolate Eclairs from the Ohakune dairy.
They do great doughnuts as well don't they?