things that rule
A girl's real main use is to give female company to a man (usually for marriage's sake). Unfortunately, girls eventually morph into a less likeable creature know as women.
There ... you've been warned. A girl is also known to be used as a sex
tool and as another species after the process known as marriage.
You
will never get girls. Your friends will get girls and brag how great
they were whether in bed or making out with. You will want to get girls
so you can have sex and not be a Star Wars
nerdy virgin the rest of your life. Too bad. Girls like famous guys
with nice cars and lots of money, not fat ugly nerds with bacon and
barbeque sauce stains on his sweatpants.
Tom "thumb" Cruise is a hyperactive, American, sugar-addicted actor, beard collector, religious extremist, latent - though repressed - heterosexual(disputed- see talk page), defective Hello Kitty vibrator Oompa Loompah,
heterosexual rights activist and is the first human being to accomplish
the act of fitting not just his head, but his entire body, up his own
ass.
Europe is one of the seven continents. It has a large role in
History, having given birth to peace-loving peoples, who, through
absolutely no fault of their own, always end up in a bit of a tangle.
Russia (not to be confused with Ukraine)
(Russian: Россия-мать-вашу), is the world's largest banana republic and
the world's biggest source of smaller banana republics since 1991,
commonly misspelled as 'hell', 'slaughterhouse', and 'rosin', a huge
piece of Asian land, where barbarians called Russians reside. They are governed by authoritarian Dear Leader Vladimir Pudding, distantly related to Vlad the Impaler,
known in former career as Vlad and the Wailers. If you dare to
criticise Tovarishch (Comrade) Pudding, you will to be shot, or worse,
sent off to Belarus. And pudding is delicious, so why would you?
Some consider Tom Cruise, who isn't gay?!?!?!!?!(citation needed), to be a capitalist.
American Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the
other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow
drops dead.
Bush
Capitalism: You have two cows. You've heard rumors of big bad muslim
wolf wanting to eat the cows, but you ignore it. Then the wolf drove
two tractors at the cows. Your career went downhill ever since.
Politically Correct
Capitalism: You are associated with (the concept of "ownership" is a
symbol of the phallo-centric, war-mongering, intolerant past) two
differently-aged (but no less valuable to society) bovines of
non-specified gender.
Melbourne (Melbornenesis slutae) is a city in Australia,
Melbourne positions itself as the sport, fashion and intellectual
epicentre of Australia and then flies in the face of conventional norms
by hosting some of the most ignorant and worst dressed citizens in the
entire universe, with the exception of Brisbane
these are all off the top of my head - i'm on fire...
Cosimo-the art of excessive posting
Alcoholism is, in theory, a condition in which one becomes overly
dependent on alcohol due to consistently consuming massive quantities
of it. No known case of alcoholism has ever been reported, however, and
as such, the theory is dismissed by all but goths (whom no one likes
anyway.) Besides which, even if a case of alcoholism did ever arise, it
is nothing which a few drinks couldn't easily cure.
i dont get......how cosimos random posts relate to the thread 
cos i started the mofo
Rosie White and the Young Ferns!
Melbourne (Melbornenesis slutae) is a city in Australia,
Melbourne positions itself as the sport, fashion and intellectual
epicentre of Australia and then flies in the face of conventional norms
by hosting some of the most ignorant and worst dressed citizens in the
entire universe, with the exception of Brisbane
I agree, Melbourne does rule.
Good post.
Rosie White and the Young Ferns!
here here
tab odds of $5.85 for the win last night. wonderful
Can't believe I went to the TAB and punted on the cup but forgot to put a couple of dollars on the girls.
i cant believe i wasted money on the cup 
though thanks to that great performance last night I am now back up to even after some shocking bets
Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it!
Thunderstorms.
riesling
Central Otago pinot noir, particularly Peregrine.
I heart Peregrine.
Scoring 22 runs in as many overs!
Woo! Gave us the win :P
Woo! Gave us the win :P
This Weekend.
Phoenix, My Cricket Team, Kiwis, National and All Blacks all winning.
Only downside is the mighty dragons.
Phoenix, My Cricket Team, Kiwis, National and All Blacks all winning.
Only downside is the mighty dragons.
Tbh you're gonna have a lot of downsides with the "mighty" dragons this year.
Tbh you're gonna have a lot of downsides with the "mighty" dragons this year.
Were gonna win the comp
Ham and Cheese Toasties!
Tbh you're gonna have a lot of downsides with the "mighty" dragons this year.
Were gonna win the comp
Maybe you will win the WDFC (We're dreaming football championships) but definately not the NZFC
Ham and Cheese Toasties covered in Paul Newmans Creamy Roasted garlic Dressing!!!!
FIXED!
recursive acronyms.
Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it!
Yeah... Banstick?
Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it!
Yeah... Banstick?
Don't ban me, ban Rodney Dangerfield! He said it first in Caddyshack!
