The free-for-all Pundemonium Thread

These puns are turning out to be quite a tropical subject.

Some new ideas spring to mind, Have all our summers come at once?

So who is rumored to be leaving/coming to Phoenix next season?

Couldn't help myself

Hopefully we get some seasoned defenders, who can weather the storm of other sides attacking.
WillyB2008-01-18 17:32:13

Banstick or just a change in the climate on here? Should be a breeze!

Hahaha

I'm certainly warming to the idea.

Talking of seasoning, I think it's great the way these puns have spiced up the forum.
Jag2008-01-18 22:01:37

Yes, many have risen to the challenge. Better than some of the other half baked posts on the forum

Stevo2008-01-18 22:34:32

About as likely as Steve Summer

You're right, they're getting on a bit now. They'd probably fall at the first hurdle.

Definitely wont have the spring in the step they used to have

Summer the current players will be lucky to keep their jobs, I think s2art2008-01-18 23:38:39

Depends weather or not they've impressed Ricki over the season, I s'pose. Might be a few who'll get the cold shoulder, and a frosty reception, when it comes to re-signing talks..

Seems an armless enough idea, as long as you shoulder the blame.

I can see his right arm. What a cool shirt. The best design in the league. As for new signings some will be whisked in like a Tornado, Others will leave like a gentle Zephyr.

Good man, LG. You're attacking this thread with gusto. Just what we need to stop this whole thing blowing up in our faces. I've had a bit of a rest and I'm getting my second wind now.

I see Gareth has made an appearance again. We'll all have to knuckle down and think of some more puns based on our favourite one armed QPR player. Have to be a joint effort though.

So it's silly season is it?

The seed was planted long ago and we're finally able to reap the rewards!!!

No tall poppy syndrome on here. 



BTW C-D, I'm struggling to get anything for your musical puns thread. I'll keep racking my brains tho

I was going to say that we should have rocked on over to the musical pundemonium thread , thinking that was the soul for music-based threads, but after seeing it was actually the matching game thingy I had to rap myself on the knuckles for not checking sooner! Good thing I didn't, I would have looked like such a dumb punk if I did. But what do you expect, I'm from a different country!

I wonder when the mods are going to give us a rap on the knuckles for all these pun threads

I think the mods will rap this thread up as soon as they see it. They'll be down on us like a ton of rocks.


*Poor puns I know but at least I tried*

Good work Loyalgunner.

Nah, hopefully they won't touch this thread, now that we've gone legit. It's not like we come on here and rave about this that and the next thing. We're not rocking the boat. This thread may not bring the house down, but it showing the classical symptoms of being around for a while yet.

..and I'd like to thank everybody who's been instrumental in keeping this going.
Jag2008-01-20 21:29:08

Yes, if everybody plays their part we can keep this thread humming along nicely.

As I've said before, as long as we're all singing from the same hymn sheet we'll be alright. Might have to trumpet our achievements a bit more as a way of drumming up more support. As long as we keep on conducting ourselves correctly, no-one will be orchestrating any plans to shut us down..

Thought I'd better Face the Music.  Great early 90s TV show that one.  Simon Barnett.  What a dag.

You guys were whistling through those puns,  then it seems all of a sudden you were unplugged.

Back in the old days, we had a song and dance about one certain individual.  Gareth Ainsworth!!!!!!!  What comedy!  He was like putty in our hands!!!!! Stevo2008-01-21 23:46:51

I hope hard news can lock this thread single handedly without having to sing for help...

What's up SB, you seem to be always trying to beat up on our little thread. What's the score? I'm hoping you'll change your tune. All we're trying to do is stave off boredom. Why don't you join in and compose a pun or two yourself.. 

Hard News would never shut this thread down.

Too tired to pun, couldn't even pick up a cheap street whore with the energy i have at the moment

Is she quicker going down than a $2 hooker?

Haven't posted in here for a couple of days, been a bit tired, but I've got my arse in gear, put the wheels in motion and it's time to get this thread back on the road again.

Yes, with speed must we get this thread going again, otherwise it'll be just another roadkill in the off-topic section.loyalgunner2008-01-23 13:24:23