Is this forum fun and informative any more?

so is your issue with the word cunt?  Would twat be alright? Fanny? Clunge? Minge? Lady Garden? Forbidden Zone?

I've always liked the term "Mystery Envelope" as you never know what surprise might await you Frankie.

Yeah... you can usually tell the real dipshits on any forum because those people have never been near a real cunt, twat, fanny, clunge, minge, Lady Garden, or Forbidden Zone since they were birthed from one. Little boys trying to look cool ruin it for everyone. Or perhaps that's just me.

i worked with one once, does that count?

mons venus for us old fellahs

It's a very, very mad (rockin all over the) world :-) 

The internet is really, really great ...

I thought I'd never hear a worse term than "Front Bottom", but "Mystery Envelope" takes the "prize"
Suddenly your forum name reveals far, far too much 

But you don't know why I chose the user name do you?

Ask no questions....

It's obvious by my name that I am a kunt :-)

You had me at unreal dipshits fuck cunt, twat, fanny, clunge, minge...
Team Fever! Fuck Yeah! 

Fitbin!

Cock dick penis Throbbing Rod?

is he really? Just get rid of him then and anyone else that acts in a similar way. #judge&executioner@grumpyoldbastard

But one day he has the potential to become a Vader ;)

NUFC = Luke Skywanker?

Hand Solo?

From one mystery to another, this forum has not lost it's humour. Almost a pundemonium.

Ever heard the term "Axe Wound"?

lemon is another used too. I once had a female work mate tell me once that she was off to squeeze the lemon. I guess that goes with men off to see a man about a dog.

The problem with that though is the term 'potential'. Having seen most of his posts, potential is not a tag I would put to nufc. Ever. Hand Solo sounds better and considering he likes to talk about his balls a lot, its not a stretch to just call him what he appears to be - a wanker.

Ambitious. One day you will be remembered as the one "always trying to push the envelope" in cunning vocabulary.

Report posts next time. Most mods don't follow the match thread during games.

Impressive. Clearly the "cutting edge" of this forum!

Moved from Wellington Phoenix Discussion to Off Topic Hilarity

I hate Status Quo but it was pretty funny that time they beat up Les Battersby on Coronation Street.

But this is about the forum itself, surelyy this forum is part of the phoenix and neds it's place in Phoenix Discussion alongside such gems as "What a Team Deserves" "Reasons to be Cheerful" & "Sky Coverage"

Gateway to her guts?!

True, but it seems to have veered off course somehow and bushed itself deeply in that perennial gap filler, "Female Anatomy 101".

While interesting for a while from a lexicological point of view, it eventually became a self-fulfilling prophesy.

I think we might have driven away NP and extended nufc_nz's vocab for his next match thread posting jaunt.

  

  

#unintendedconsequences

#theracistshavewon

Now I fully expect someone at the next RoF game to scream "Ya bunch of squeezed lemons!!" at the opposition.