I have set myself a goal of 1 million followers. You have to aim high.
I have made it to 32 now - slowly and steady is my rise into cyber notoriety.
www.twitter.com/bevanmccabe
I have 18 followers.
I don't post too often - it's about quality not quantity ...
(when I first got on twitter one of my friends used to post about what he was eating for lunch every day and many other inanities - I was quick to unfollow him ...)
I have 18 followers.
I don't post too often - it's about quality not quantity ...
(when I first got on twitter one of my friends used to post about what he was eating for lunch every day and many other inanities - I was quick to unfollow him ...)
I follow you Bevan, and I noticed that you follow me too (and I love you for that).
I have started to tweet more, but I am trying to find the balance between entertaining and just ramblings. Every now and again (like last night) I will get squibbly and then try to watch the MTV music awards which ends in a bit of a stream of rant (it actually could have been worse - halfway through one tweet I forgot what I was tweating about and just gave up).
It also takes me about 25 minutes for each tweet that I do as I type it out and then realise that I have to lose about 40 characters from somewhere. I am a stickler for proper sentances (although my spelling is still mince).
Today I was able to tell Joey Barton he was a cheating erse.
Anybody else been reading Joey Barton @joey7barton ? Some of his stuff is, SHOCK, good.
Who else from Phoenix is on there? I am only aware of Ifill and for some reason he is 'EliteHealthNut'.
Today I was able to tell Joey Barton he was a cheating erse.
You mean the non-attributed quotes? lol
Too fat to be a drug addict.
Too fat to be a drug addict.
and too thin to be a cake addict. I am in that horrible, horrible middle ground.
I might tweet that.......
Woop, woop
50 followers. I thought I had hit a glass ceiling in the mid 40's but pushed on through and made my half centry. I waved an immaginary bat to the crowd when I saw the news, but realised that I am only part way through the job and had to crack on. The game face back on, I returned to tweeting about how I had sum toast lolz and sending pretty disgusting direct messages (when I only learnt about today) to Jessica Ennis.
Thinking that a Scarlett Johansson style photo of me might help boost my numbers.......
Thinking that a Scarlett Johansson style photo of me might help boost my numbers.......
If what the crowd want is tits then you're the man for the job
Thinking that a Scarlett Johansson style photo of me might help boost my numbers.......
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If what the crowd want is tits then you're the man for the job
EVERY crowd wants tits!
oh the green eyed monster has reared its ugly head. Just because I am at the cutting edge of what is cool and hip, you feel you have to knock me down.
I think 3LW summed it up very well when they said "them haters gona hate, them callers gona call, them ballers gona ball".
Dis goes out 2 all da homies in da prejudicised world, ma 50 tweepies and Tupac - may have left the world brotha but u neva left ma dreams. Swagga jagga.
I am having some wonderful banter with someone in Aussie about what homeless people want. He is trying to round up all the little things you get free in hotel rooms (shower gel, moisturiser, shower caps, etc) to give them, while I am suggesting that they would prefer food and clothes.
If I'd known that you could have arguements on twitter I would have joined years ago.
Twitter arguement about the desires of homeless people has gotten a bit weird - I now feel like every homeless person I see hates me
What use would a homeless person have for a shower cap..?
my point exactly.
"No. Have You".
Genius.
Genius.
Frankie Mac - arguing subjects he has no idea about for the last 3 decades.
http://twitter.com/#!/ryzah13
and the person wrote a blog about me. Moi? Famous? Oh go on then.
I am now officially one of those people who complains about camera phones, CAUSE I AM JUST TRYING TO EAT A MEAL IN PEACE.
Got a link? I would enjoy the lulz.
Got a link? I would enjoy the lulz.
Better yet Bit.ly the link and tweet it with a #homelessargument hashtag
One year ago i'd hate myself for writing that
Got a link? I would enjoy the lulz.
Better yet Bit.ly the link and tweet it with a #homelessargument hashtag
One year ago i'd hate myself for writing that
I have no idea what that means
Just klout score your hootsuite & she'll be right
Whole thing reminds me of this:
http://girlfriday4hire.blogspot.com/[/QUOTE]
My favourite part is:
[quote]
FMJ : "Are they going to use the shampoo when it rains?"
I thought two things of this comment. Totally ignorant and very inappropriate. Our media team responded....
MHM: "You find the plight of homeless people amusing?"
FMJ: No but I find the idea of giving them moisturiser funny."
The "media team" makes them sound more professional than they are.
Am curious at how they'd rather argue with someone over the internet, rather than going out to help the homeless.
Well done "MrIknoweverythingaboutbeinghomeless"Azevo2011-09-25 01:22:01
Oh fark me, that is outstanding.
Oh fark me, that is outstanding.
So much this. As much as I can see where's she's coming for and my compassionate side is coming out, the lulz won out!
I am up to 69 followers - if only there was some picture I could post to represent that......
I may be a bit slow on the uptake but this is the single greatest tweet ever:
if you give a man a mini of shower gel he will wash for a day. Give him a full bottle and he will wash for life (2 weeks)
I am up to 69 followers - if only there was some picture I could post to represent that......
Got told off for 2 tweets I made today:
11am: So which pubs are playing the Phoenix tonight instead of the rugby?
3pm: Anyone else worried about the match tonight? Go Phoenix!
Got reply back:
"please stop these stupid phoenix tweets, you're ruining the awesome mood on twitter at the moment"
Which I thought was a bit disproportionate, and rather ironic because he killed my mood! And heck, that was me holding back!
11am: So which pubs are playing the Phoenix tonight instead of the rugby?
3pm: Anyone else worried about the match tonight? Go Phoenix!
Got reply back:
"please stop these stupid phoenix tweets, you're ruining the awesome mood on twitter at the moment"
Which I thought was a bit disproportionate, and rather ironic because he killed my mood! And heck, that was me holding back!
From someone you know or just a retarded random?
I'll try the same thing and see if I get any resposes, could just be your demographic of fans...
Don't know the guy at all, and haven't really talked to him much on twitter either.