[QUOTE=Buffon II]
How many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him a man
Agreed. thats probably the best..
Best Opening Line in A Song
"i'm on the drug that killed river phoenix " tism
Jesus wept, someone else who knows of TISM!!!
Hmm I know I already put one down, but TISM reminded me:
"Everyone ELse Has HAd More Sex Than Me"
Make that 3 of us!!!
"I know his dad's abusive
And his mum prefers the daughter;
I know he's got an Attention Deficiency Disorder;
He's culturally excluded
And he's genetically inbred;
But the reason he's a homeboy
Is because he's a dickhead."
And his mum prefers the daughter;
I know he's got an Attention Deficiency Disorder;
He's culturally excluded
And he's genetically inbred;
But the reason he's a homeboy
Is because he's a dickhead."
(All Homeboys are D!ckheads)
Aaahhhh! So True!
And who can forget the TISM's touching ode to Jim Morrison...
"Jimbo, boy, you're a croc of sh*t,
You're a boozed, selfish thug;
Why don't you give your mouth a go
And in the other hole put a plug?"
You're a boozed, selfish thug;
Why don't you give your mouth a go
And in the other hole put a plug?"
"Morrison Hostel"
"Hello im from Essex in case you couldn't tell
My given name Dickey i come from Biliricay and im doing very well"
BillBiliricay Dickey
Ian Dury(rip) and the Blockheads
Kiwi Jambo2007-08-02 19:08:17
My given name Dickey i come from Biliricay and im doing very well"
BillBiliricay Dickey
Ian Dury(rip) and the Blockheads
Kiwi Jambo2007-08-02 19:08:17
"Hello im from Essex in case you couldn't tell
My given name Dickey i come from Biliricay and im doing very well"
BillBiliricay Dickey
Ian Dury(rip) and the Blockheads
My given name Dickey i come from Biliricay and im doing very well"
BillBiliricay Dickey
Ian Dury(rip) and the Blockheads
Unfortunately this song or at least the tune has been hijacked for a tv add by some company that makes cleaning products for bogs and kitchens ,which must be why they sanitised a brilliant song with sh*te lyrics its sacrilege i reckon!! And Telecon using the Beatles come together ,is nothing sacred in the eyes of the corporates,oh dont start me wheres ma tablets ,i need a lie doon!!
Kiwi Jambo2007-08-02 19:15:32
Arseholes, Bastards, f**king c**ts and Pricks
As mentioned before Ian Dury
"I was twenty one years when I wrote this song
I'm twenty two now but I won't be for long"
Billy Bragg - "New England"
"one good thing about music, when hits you feel ok" -
trenchtown rock, Bob Marley
Ever since i was a young boy ive played the silver ball
from Soho down to Brighton i must have played them all
But i aint seen nothing like it in any pin ball hall
that deaf dumb and blind kid
sure plays a mean pin ball
from Soho down to Brighton i must have played them all
But i aint seen nothing like it in any pin ball hall
that deaf dumb and blind kid
sure plays a mean pin ball
And who can forget the TISM's touching ode to Jim Morrison...
"Jimbo, boy, you're a croc of sh*t,
You're a boozed, selfish thug;
Why don't you give your mouth a go
And in the other hole put a plug?"
You're a boozed, selfish thug;
Why don't you give your mouth a go
And in the other hole put a plug?"
"Morrison Hostel"
Woohoo!! TISM it up people!
Come home tired, what a day I've had
News ain't good from Stalingrad
I've been busy protecting the German race
So come on baby, defecate on my face
News ain't good from Stalingrad
I've been busy protecting the German race
So come on baby, defecate on my face
TISM - Defectate On My Face
Good times for a change
See the luck ive had made a good man turn bad
So please please please let me get what i want
Lord knows
It would be the first time
<The Smiths>
See the luck ive had made a good man turn bad
So please please please let me get what i want
Lord knows
It would be the first time
<The Smiths>
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First post.
Make that 4 of us.
"All that's good, all that's right;
Everything hot, all that's tight;
Women, men, pubescent girls,
Never again to finger their curls
On their heads so exquisite -
Never again to visit
The palace, the palace of love.
Chorus
Forty years of livin' - then death,
That's all that's left;
Forty years - then death.
Forty years - all that's left."
"Cheap holidays in other peoples misery's"
Holidays in the Sun >The Sex Pistols
Holidays in the Sun >The Sex Pistols
I like this post and was thinking for ages about my favourite
opening lines-
This jumped into my head this morning in the lift:
"Geezers need excitement, if their lives don't provide it they
incite violence, its commonsense
simple commonsense" 
lad culture apologism from The Streets
"i'm on the drug that killed river phoenix "
tism
Thought it was meant to be the
first line not the whole rock anthology and best of album
!!
Jesus wept, someone else who knows of TISM!!!
Hmm I know I already put one down, but TISM reminded me:
"Everyone ELse Has HAd More Sex Than Me"
Make that 3 of us!!!
<FONT face=Arial size=2>"I know his dad's abusiveAnd his
mum prefers the daughter;I know he's got an Attention Deficiency
Disorder;He's culturally excludedAnd he's genetically inbred;But
the reason he's a homeboyIs because he's a dickhead."
(All Homeboys are D!ckheads)
<FONT face=Arial size=2>Aaahhhh! So True!
First post.
Make that 4 of us.
"All that's good, all that's right;
Everything hot, all that's tight;
Women, men, pubescent girls,
Never again to finger their curls
On their heads so exquisite -
Never again to visit
The palace, the palace of love.
Chorus
Forty years of livin' - then death,
That's all that's left;
Forty years - then death.
Forty years - all that's left."
"I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour, but heaven knows I'm
miserable now"
Great stuff, Moz!
Great stuff, Moz!
It's not an opening line, but here's one more from the mighty
Moz:
"So, I broke into the palace
With a sponge and a rusty spanner
She said : "Eh, I know you, and you cannot sing"
I said : "That's nothing - you should hear me play piano"
With a sponge and a rusty spanner
She said : "Eh, I know you, and you cannot sing"
I said : "That's nothing - you should hear me play piano"
from The Queen is Dead by The Smiths
"I thought that if you had an acoustic guitar it meant that you
were a protest singer...I can smile about it now but at the time it
was terrible..."
Ever since i was a young boy ive played the silver ball
from Soho down to Brighton i must have played them all
But i aint seen nothing like it in any pin ball hall
that deaf dumb and blind kid
sure plays a mean pin ball
from Soho down to Brighton i must have played them all
But i aint seen nothing like it in any pin ball hall
that deaf dumb and blind kid
sure plays a mean pin ball
I think should be any amusement hall.
I used to love her, but I had to kill her: G'N'R
"Midnight to six man" - White man in Hammersmith Palais, The Clash.
And I found this thread interesting. 11 years ago. It must be the "off season".
"A long time ago a man on a track,"
Still love TISM but this one also comes to mind:
Sometimes you're better off dead
There's a gun in your hand it's pointing at your head
You think you're mad too unstable
Kicking in chairs and knocking down tables
In a restaurant in a West end town
Call the police there's a mad man around
Running down underground
To a dive bar in a West end town
West End Girls - Pet Shop Boys
"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me"
"White man came across the sea, he brought us pain and misery"
"Remember when you were young?"
Some iconic ones that come to mind...
"All the leaves are brown, and the sky is grey"
"Hello darkness my old friend, I've come to talk with you again"
"Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away"
The times they are a changing.
"There'll be fighting in the street" (Hint - The Who)
https://youtu.be/HS8nPKISZhQ
I popped a tramadol before the show so now I'm feeling wavy...
"I was twenty one years when I wrote this song"
"We put this festival on you bastards, with a lotta love."
And I've always liked:
"One of these days I'm going to cut you into little pieces."
"You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar when I met you"
"All is quiet on New Years Day"
"In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey..."
"Show me how to lie"
kept in line with truncheons, rifle butts and truncheons THIS IS state control!
To Bombay a traveling circus came....
Nobody knows the trouble I've seen