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News Item Punnery

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For those of you that never visit our front page we have a bit of an ongoing giggle with the images we attach to news items.
 
I thought they were worth a thread...just for laughs.
 
In the news today, Hard News has ignored the obvious Jordan pun and gone for a much less racy flag option.
 
I have gone for some pretty boring sheep and cow alternatives for my Taranaki football stories and Greenie has gotten desperate and used the McCain fries logo for the story about re-signing big John.
 
So here's your chance...are we funny...are we lame?  You be the judge.

Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.

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There's a front page?

Three for me, and two for them.

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I did log in this morning and see the Jordan calls it a day and obv i read too many woman;s mags cause immediately though oh no she's left that kickboxer in a dress

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You think Micheal Jordan is racy?  Learn something new every day...
 
I love the images, the cheesier the better.

14/11/09

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As cheesy as is absolutely possible.
 

http://kiwifromthecouch.blogspot.com/

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I'm probably not the best judge of humour, but I like them. I enjoyed the flag joke, but then I like geography and maps and flags and stuff. Like I said, I'm not the best judge of anything really.
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Front page image punnery is top shelf.
Long may it continue as trademark Yellow Fever-style humour.
Cracks me up!

  Improving,,on the up, a work in progress from Ernie and the Nix. Bring on the bathroom bling in 15/16! COYN!

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RedGed wrote:
Front page image punnery is top shelf.Long may it continue as trademark Yellow Fever-style humour.Cracks me up!


Agreed. Always enjoy trying to work out the connection on some of the 'odder' ones.
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Just dont leave the day jobs lads.

Oh hold on a minute.
ballane2010-03-19 17:16:08

GET YOUR SHIRTS OFF FOR THE BOYS

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Smithy wrote:
 
So here's your chance...are we funny...are we lame?  You be the judge.
 
News/Feverish = Funny
Smithy =  Lame

A dog with a bone :)

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stealthkiwi wrote:
I did log in this morning and see the Jordan calls it a day and obv i read too many woman;s mags cause immediately though oh no she's left that kickboxer in a dress


tbf I used up all the Katie Price ones when the All Whites played Jordan last year.
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The participation certificate for Waikato FC was clever, by the way.
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I actually quite liked the recent poll punnery. News items can be funny too sometimes.
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Buffon II wrote:
There's a front page?
 
With punnery??

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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Love it, cheesy puns are my favourite.
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They are great; I was kinda thinking about starting a thread on it ...
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I have always liked them and some of those articles are an excellent read. Yes, you do have a sense of humour and yes, it is appreciated.

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I don't get the latest one though.  Some random blonde woman.  Is she meant to be a Dane (blonde hair and blue eyes (from memory)) while it talks about Reid - or am I missing it entirely.
You cant just pick and choose which laws to follow. Sure Id like to tape a baseball game without the express written consent of major league baseball, but thats just not the way it works.-Hank Hill
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pretty sure its Tara REID. geddit?

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