Maybe a chant to remind the boys that the fans are there through good and bad..
We're still here, we're still here
We're still here while you are shiiiiiiiiiiiit...
We're still here while you are shit...
Too direct?
And the hits just keep on coming
If you are pathetic, clap you hands
If you are pathetic, clap you hands
Oh, If you are pathetic, if you are pathetic
If you are pathetic, clap you hands
If you're unsophisticated, clap you hands....................
If you don't know football, clap your hands....................
If you like stroking pussies, clap you hands....................
If you've lost respect for Gareth, clap your hands......................
Would be very easy for the crowd to get into as well.
That's a big call, seeing as we're Pathetic!
Tribute time at half time
Que sera sera
What ever will be will be
It started with you, Terry
Que sera sera
If you are pathetic, clap you hands
If you are pathetic, clap you hands
Oh, If you are pathetic, if you are pathetic
If you are pathetic, clap you hands
If you're unsophisticated, clap you hands....................
If you don't know football, clap your hands....................
If you like stroking pussies, clap you hands....................
If you've lost respect for Gareth, clap your hands......................
How about
If you're pathetic and you know it clap your hands
If you're pathetic and you know it clap your hands
If you're pathetic and you know it and you really want to show it
If you're pathetic and you know it clap your hands
And then straight into
Clap clap clapclapclap clap clap clap clap Phoenix!
How about just changing o wellington slightly for the game?
O wellington
Is pathetic
Etc
Gareth Morgans Pathetic Army
Stand up, if you love your cat...
Cat chants were brilliant, LOVED it
Yeah. Gotta give Gareth Morgan's Feline Army a good rendition next time he's at the game...
We don't need no total football
We don't need no ball control
No tight triangles in the midfield
Hey, Gareth, leave the team alone
All in all, it's just another hoof of the ball
Can somebody tell me the words to the Leo Bertos chant? I still haven't figured them all out yet. The piece of fish scoop of chips one haha
La la la la la la la la la la, la la. La la la la la la la la la la, la la. La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la, LEO BERTOS, mumble mumble mumble.
Now in the post with the chants.
Anyone else willing to help besides Patrick haha
I had the part that I thought I knew wrong as well... I'll think I'll stick to singing 'Is She Really Going Out With Him' at pairs of brother and sisters.
possible song for when we play WSW in few week and in future
http://fanchants.co.uk/football-songs/liverpool-chants/best-behaved-supporters-in-the-land/
We're the best behaved supporters in the land! (When we win),
We're the best behaved supporters in the land! (When we win),
We're the best behaved supporters, Best behaved supporters,
Best behaved supporters when we win!
We're a right shower of b***ards when we lose! (But we don't),
We're a right shower of b***ards when we lose! (But we don't),
We're a right shower of b***ards, Right shower of b***ards,
Right shower of b***ards when we lose! (But we don't)...
We're totally non committal when we draw! (But we don't)
We're totally non committal when we draw! (But we don't)
We're totally non committal,
totally non committal,
totally non committal when we draw! (But we don't)
taken from LiverpoolFC might need a little bit of work with a few word changes but with reason behaviour of the RBB to give them hell
The Afro's way is up! Iffy!... for you and us now.... blah blah - I need a beer.
That first verse plus chorus would be perfect, if I were in any way clever.
That first verse plus chorus would be perfect, if I were in any way clever.
Has real potential but may need work in off season!
The only way is up,
baby
for Invercargill?
Okay, given our beloved Paston is retiring, I want EVERYONE to join in the latest Paston chant...
One Direction - You Don't Know You're Beautiful
Paston, you light up my life like nobody else,
The way to dive for the ball gets me overwhelmed,
And when you punch at the ball it ain't hard to tell,
We all know-oh-oh
Paston you're a goal-keeper
What about this? To the tune of Joan Jett - I love Rock'n'Roll
I love Brockie's goals.
So put another ball in the goal box, baby.
I love Brockie's goals.
So come on, take your shot and score for me
What about this? To the tune of Joan Jett - I love Rock'n'Roll
I love Brockie's goals.
So put another ball in the goal box, baby.
I love Brockie's goals.
So come on, take your shot and score for me
Is being sung already by some. Slightly different lyrics.
What about this? To the tune of Joan Jett - I love Rock'n'Roll
I love Brockie's goals.
So put another ball in the goal box, baby.
I love Brockie's goals.
So come on, take your shot and score for me
Is being sung already by some. Slightly different lyrics.
We're on the march with Ernie's army,
we're all going to Napier, Auckland, Christchurch, as well as Wellington.
And we're gona shake them up
When we lift the A League cup
cause we're the greatest football team that has to play a sizeable percentage of it's games in a completely different city to the one the club is based in.
doesn't quite scan.
We're the Phoenix
And we're getting on a plane
We'll go far, far, far
Far away from home again
We're the Phoenix, we're the A-League roaming strays
So come on all New Zealand, 'cos Wellington can't pay
Phoenix *clap, clap clap* Auckland *clap, clap clap*
Phoenix *clap, clap clap* Christchurch *clap, clap clap*
Can we get a song to the Rubber Duckie tune?
Ernie Merrick your the one. You make game time so much.
Gotta make a move to a
Town that's right for me
Town to keep me movin'
Keep me groovin' with some energy
Wellnix talk about it
Talk about it
Talk about it
Talk about it
Talk about, Talk about
Talk about movin
Gotta move on
Gotta move on
Gotta move on
Don't take the Nix from
Wellington
Don't take the Nix from
Wellington
Don't take the Nix from
Wellington
Don't take the Nix from
Wellington
Don't take the Nix from
Wellington
Don't take the Nix from
Wellington
Don't take the Nix from
Wellington
Don't take the Nix from
Wellington
Genius.
Allez Allez Allez oh
Allez Allez Allez oh
Wellington Phoenix
From the Capital!
(rpt) x infinity
"Insane in the membrane,
Insane in the brain"
Repeat over and over...
(Classic call and response chant in the style of Who Do You Sing For except about 1,000 x better because it's Cypress Fucking Hill)
Here is my very loose and veeeeeeeery shit back up to claiming we need more recent tunes.
Gareth Morgan - thrift shop.
Gareth Morgan thrift shop.
Im gonna killl some cats, and I'll put $10 in your pockets.
I - I I'm comin, looking for some drama, this is f*cking awesome.
Walk in the zone like "whaddup I got a big gut"
Opinions blown up by some dick from the pap-ah
The fever zone is so damn frosty.
Supporters like "damn, that's a cold ass honkey"
Roll up in a brand new jeep.
Head up to the corporate seats.
Dress in old jeans, except my Phoenix shirt, same old thing.
Draped in a Phoenix scarf
Wife standing next to me
Probably shouldn't have bought them, haven't won a game in 6...
Weeks.
But shit, they were 99cents!
Hah
Lead: "I wanna get high"
All:"Sooo high!"
If this hasn't been suggested yet we should all be ashamed of ourselves.... Any time we see Thundersticks on the field we NEED to start
Na na na na na na na! THUNDER!
Na na na na na na na! THUNDER! etc
Here is my very loose and veeeeeeeery shit back up to claiming we need more recent tunes.
Gareth Morgan - thrift shop.
Gareth Morgan thrift shop.
Im gonna killl some cats, and I'll put $10 in your pockets.
I - I I'm comin, looking for some drama, this is f*cking awesome.
Walk in the zone like "whaddup I got a big gut"
Opinions blown up by some dick from the pap-ah
The fever zone is so damn frosty.
Supporters like "damn, that's a cold ass honkey"
Roll up in a brand new jeep.
Head up to the corporate seats.
Dress in old jeans, except my Phoenix shirt, same old thing.
Draped in a Phoenix scarf
Wife standing next to me
Probably shouldn't have bought them, haven't won a game in 6...
Weeks.
But shit, they were 99cents!
This is fucking awesome.
Always wanted to do a 'Hey Jude' in the zone - just slide in any two syllable player name instead of words hey Jude..
"Naaaaaa Naaa Naaa Na Na Na Naaaaaaa
Na Na Na Naaaaa
Muscat!"
Always wanted to do a 'Hey Jude' in the zone - just slide in any two syllable player name instead of words hey Jude..
"Naaaaaa Naaa Naaa Na Na Na Naaaaaaa
Na Na Na Naaaaa
Muscat!"
YES. Everyone knows the tune, and it repeats really well.