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Global Game wrote:

Anyone try following the opening round on twitter?

#MPL20 

Well done @CoastalSpiritNZ and @StallionSUFC for some match commentary (Gavin, watch that Selwyn handle; they changed it last year)  

The other 6 clubs had ...nothing. Tell your clubs it’s time to get going with it or offer to give it a go yourself - they’ll probably appreciate it. 

Any other social media being used for match line ups or commentary? 

Cheers. I could only find five of the clubs had their line-up on social media, not all had shirt numbers and or christian names, which is not the best early in the season with new players making debuts

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Round 2 Results

Cashmere Technical 3 Ferrymead Bays 0 HT 3 - 0

Western 2 Nelson Suburbs 5 HT 2 - 3

Selwyn 1 ChCh United 2 HT 1 - 2

Being played Sunday

Nomads vs. Coastal Spirit

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Who watched some games today? Any reports? Silence is not always golden.

I let my guitar speak for me

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Deafening.

What's sight without sound? Love without peace? Copulation without conception?

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People put off by mass congregations? Oh wait.

Kotahitanga. We are one.

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Ronaldoknow wrote:

Deafening.

I promise to do a report on the Coastal Nomads game today. It will be after Canterbury United and the Phoenix so it might be sh!thouse, but it will be something.

I let my guitar speak for me

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Saturday scorers:

Cashmere Technical 3 (Luke Blackie 2, Andy Tuckey) Ferrymead Bays 0 HT 3 - 0

Western 2 (Alex Doherty, Rogier Kerbus) Nelson Suburbs 5 (Ryan Stewart 2, Jonathan Gough, Ross McPhie, Alex Ridsdale) HT 2 - 3

Selwyn 1 (Josh Paul) ChCh United 2 (Jyrel Bojang, Michael White - pen) HT 1 - 2

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Nomads 3 - 3 Coastal

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Sweetnips wrote:

Nomads 3 - 3 Coastal

I am keen to see vims report. 

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Sunday scorers

Nomads 3 (Jacob Anderson, Guy Reeves, Daniel Thoms - pen) Coastal Spirit 3 (Aashish Ria 2, Sanni Issa) HT 3 - 2

Round 3 fixtures

Friday 

Ferrymead Bays vs. Western 7pm

Saturday 

Nelson Suburbs vs. Nomads 1pm

ChCh United vs. Cashmere Technical 2:45pm

Coastal Spirit vs. Selwyn 2:45pm  

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Updated Table

Team P W D L F A GD Pts
Cashmere Technical 2 2 0 0 5 1 4 6
Coastal Spirit 2 1 1 0 11 3 8 4
Christchurch United 2 1 1 0 4 3 1 4
Nelson Suburbs 2 1 0 1 6 4 2 3
Ferrymead Bays 2 1 0 1 2 4 -2 3
Nomads 2 0 2 0 5 5 0 2
Selwyn 2 0 0 2 2 4 -2 0
Western 2 0 0 2 2 13 -11 0

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VimFuego wrote:

Who watched some games today? Any reports? Silence is not always golden.

Being a past member of the old Christchurch United brigade I was disappointed watching the thousands -10s or 100s of them, of dollars of a team lump it long consistently against Selwyn yesterday. Neither team threatened going forward for most parts of the game with each goalkeeper gifting the other team a goal and Michael White putting his theatrics on show once again for a penalty. Very little else to comment on from this game. Christchurch may need some more of Slavas money for players if they want to mount a title challenge. Hope they have their admin sorted for when the IRD come calling on all the clubs. 

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Arrived a little late due to roadworks and having to buy the transport a bloody coffee.  I digress already. 

During an arrival hug with one of my BFFs an absolute fizzer goes in from Coastal from outside the box, big celebrations and we have basically won the league. Hold the phone, Lino wants a word and he's spotted something and we're offside and goal is overruled. Then Nomads go and score, I forget how it was, wasn't noteworthy obvs, and then another so it's 2-0. We then get one, and I've just realised I this is not the bestest recount of the game but bear with me. 

Then they get a dodgy penalty as our defender does a hard tackle goes through the player front on, wins the ball but call is made. They score and it's 3-1. Then the exact same thing happens from earlier, massive shot from outside the box, takes a deflection and goes in and once again old mate in the middle and his own BFF on the line comes up with an offside call. Apparently the first one was offside but this one appeared a shocka. We score again just before HT and it's 3-2. 

No half time kick around so nothing to report here. Last week's was amazing FYI.

Second half and we score within a few minutes so 3-3 and that's the way it ended. We had heaps of 1 on 1s and despite the Nomads keeper over-celebrating every goal, kicking the ball out every time he had it, and giving the Coastal coach a few digs he had a massive second half and saved the game. We go down to 10 men after a rash challenge and we go close again and again but no deal. 

Having seen heaps of goals, not picking winners, and then watching Canterbury Utd lose again afterwards, it reminds me how good local football is. Looking forward to next weekend already. 

Hope that is a good enough report for you. 

Nite.

I let my guitar speak for me

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VimFuego wrote:

Arrived a little late due to roadworks and having to buy the transport a bloody coffee.  I digress already. 

During an arrival hug with one of my BFFs an absolute fizzer goes in from Coastal from outside the box, big celebrations and we have basically won the league. Hold the phone, Lino wants a word and he's spotted something and we're offside and goal is overruled. Then Nomads go and score, I forget how it was, wasn't noteworthy obvs, and then another so it's 2-0. We then get one, and I've just realised I this is not the bestest recount of the game but bear with me. 

Then they get a dodgy penalty as our defender does a hard tackle goes through the player front on, wins the ball but call is made. They score and it's 3-1. Then the exact same thing happens from earlier, massive shot from outside the box, takes a deflection and goes in and once again old mate in the middle and his own BFF on the line comes up with an offside call. Apparently the first one was offside but this one appeared a shocka. We score again just before HT and it's 3-2. 

No half time kick around so nothing to report here. Last week's was amazing FYI.

Second half and we score within a few minutes so 3-3 and that's the way it ended. We had heaps of 1 on 1s and despite the Nomads keeper over-celebrating every goal, kicking the ball out every time he had it, and giving the Coastal coach a few digs he had a massive second half and saved the game. We go down to 10 men after a rash challenge and we go close again and again but no deal. 

Having seen heaps of goals, not picking winners, and then watching Canterbury Utd lose again afterwards, it reminds me how good local football is. Looking forward to next weekend already. 

Hope that is a good enough report for you. 

Nite.

Did you leave early as the Dragons finished 1 - 1

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AllWhites82 wrote:

VimFuego wrote:

Arrived a little late due to roadworks and having to buy the transport a bloody coffee.  I digress already. 

During an arrival hug with one of my BFFs an absolute fizzer goes in from Coastal from outside the box, big celebrations and we have basically won the league. Hold the phone, Lino wants a word and he's spotted something and we're offside and goal is overruled. Then Nomads go and score, I forget how it was, wasn't noteworthy obvs, and then another so it's 2-0. We then get one, and I've just realised I this is not the bestest recount of the game but bear with me. 

Then they get a dodgy penalty as our defender does a hard tackle goes through the player front on, wins the ball but call is made. They score and it's 3-1. Then the exact same thing happens from earlier, massive shot from outside the box, takes a deflection and goes in and once again old mate in the middle and his own BFF on the line comes up with an offside call. Apparently the first one was offside but this one appeared a shocka. We score again just before HT and it's 3-2. 

No half time kick around so nothing to report here. Last week's was amazing FYI.

Second half and we score within a few minutes so 3-3 and that's the way it ended. We had heaps of 1 on 1s and despite the Nomads keeper over-celebrating every goal, kicking the ball out every time he had it, and giving the Coastal coach a few digs he had a massive second half and saved the game. We go down to 10 men after a rash challenge and we go close again and again but no deal. 

Having seen heaps of goals, not picking winners, and then watching Canterbury Utd lose again afterwards, it reminds me how good local football is. Looking forward to next weekend already. 

Hope that is a good enough report for you. 

Nite.

Did you leave early as the Dragons finished 1 - 1

He was still there at the end so must have had too many coffees 😂

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AllWhites82 wrote:

VimFuego wrote:

Arrived a little late due to roadworks and having to buy the transport a bloody coffee.  I digress already. 

During an arrival hug with one of my BFFs an absolute fizzer goes in from Coastal from outside the box, big celebrations and we have basically won the league. Hold the phone, Lino wants a word and he's spotted something and we're offside and goal is overruled. Then Nomads go and score, I forget how it was, wasn't noteworthy obvs, and then another so it's 2-0. We then get one, and I've just realised I this is not the bestest recount of the game but bear with me. 

Then they get a dodgy penalty as our defender does a hard tackle goes through the player front on, wins the ball but call is made. They score and it's 3-1. Then the exact same thing happens from earlier, massive shot from outside the box, takes a deflection and goes in and once again old mate in the middle and his own BFF on the line comes up with an offside call. Apparently the first one was offside but this one appeared a shocka. We score again just before HT and it's 3-2. 

No half time kick around so nothing to report here. Last week's was amazing FYI.

Second half and we score within a few minutes so 3-3 and that's the way it ended. We had heaps of 1 on 1s and despite the Nomads keeper over-celebrating every goal, kicking the ball out every time he had it, and giving the Coastal coach a few digs he had a massive second half and saved the game. We go down to 10 men after a rash challenge and we go close again and again but no deal. 

Having seen heaps of goals, not picking winners, and then watching Canterbury Utd lose again afterwards, it reminds me how good local football is. Looking forward to next weekend already. 

Hope that is a good enough report for you. 

Nite.

Did you leave early as the Dragons finished 1 - 1

Ah yes, that's right they did. 

I let my guitar speak for me

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VimFuego wrote:

AllWhites82 wrote:

VimFuego wrote:

Arrived a little late due to roadworks and having to buy the transport a bloody coffee.  I digress already. 

During an arrival hug with one of my BFFs an absolute fizzer goes in from Coastal from outside the box, big celebrations and we have basically won the league. Hold the phone, Lino wants a word and he's spotted something and we're offside and goal is overruled. Then Nomads go and score, I forget how it was, wasn't noteworthy obvs, and then another so it's 2-0. We then get one, and I've just realised I this is not the bestest recount of the game but bear with me. 

Then they get a dodgy penalty as our defender does a hard tackle goes through the player front on, wins the ball but call is made. They score and it's 3-1. Then the exact same thing happens from earlier, massive shot from outside the box, takes a deflection and goes in and once again old mate in the middle and his own BFF on the line comes up with an offside call. Apparently the first one was offside but this one appeared a shocka. We score again just before HT and it's 3-2. 

No half time kick around so nothing to report here. Last week's was amazing FYI.

Second half and we score within a few minutes so 3-3 and that's the way it ended. We had heaps of 1 on 1s and despite the Nomads keeper over-celebrating every goal, kicking the ball out every time he had it, and giving the Coastal coach a few digs he had a massive second half and saved the game. We go down to 10 men after a rash challenge and we go close again and again but no deal. 

Having seen heaps of goals, not picking winners, and then watching Canterbury Utd lose again afterwards, it reminds me how good local football is. Looking forward to next weekend already. 

Hope that is a good enough report for you. 

Nite.

Did you leave early as the Dragons finished 1 - 1

Ah yes, that's right they did. 

Never let the facts get in the way of a good story Vim. Shame about the half time kick around.

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VimFuego wrote:

Who watched some games today? Any reports? Silence is not always golden.

Being a past member of the old Christchurch United brigade I was disappointed watching the thousands -10s or 100s of them, of dollars of a team lump it long consistently against Selwyn yesterday. Neither team threatened going forward for most parts of the game with each goalkeeper gifting the other team a goal and Michael White putting his theatrics on show once again for a penalty. Very little else to comment on from this game. Christchurch may need some more of Slavas money for players if they want to mount a title challenge. Hope they have their admin sorted for when the IRD come calling on all the clubs. 


Whites theatrics didn’t win the pen, it was Harrison who was fouled, white just scored the penalty. Agree with you about the long ball, looked good in patches but then seemed to run out of patience and hit it long. Selwyn weren’t overly threatening.

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So the season has been put on hold now?

Measures being taken include:

Community football, including junior, youth, senior, social and regional competitions – all play postponed until 2 May.

Community futsal including junior, youth, senior and social competitions - all play postponed until 2 May.

All training should be suspended until 18 April, or two weeks prior to the start of the season

"You can never get a bloody tradesman at Easter, it's a wonder Jesus got crucified" - Karl Pilkington

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I guess with the delay they will just revert to a 2 round league? 

Hopefully they keep the 3rd round as per normal as I've already booked flights to Nelson! 

Also, what the fcuk am I going to do this weekend? 

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