Chelsea thread

 

Apparently the captain of England doesn't rate you very highly as a pundit either!!

 

So long as we don't sign fat frank! I hope we can go forward now that Vine is officially ours!

 

Exactly.  Rangers can afford him now surely?  That's more his level. 

 

From "The Daily Mail"

 

There is much disquiet among Chelsea supporters over the police attack on popular fan Cliff Augur, who felt he was going to die after suffering three broken ribs and a punctured lung in a disturbing incident after the FA Cup game against QPR.

Painter and decorator Augur, 47, a regular contributor to Chelsea fanzines, was walking back from the match with his two sons and passed a Fulham pub where the police's Territorial Support Group were dealing with a clash between rival fans.

In the confusion, an Alsatian from the police dog unit bit Augur's 16-year-old son James, locking his jaws around the boy's leg.

In order to help James escape, Augur kicked the dog. This led to a beating that has required an operation to reinflate his lung and a four-day stay in hospital, as well as a charge for causing criminal damage to a dog.

Augur said: 'I've never felt pain like it. I thought I was going to die. And any father would have done the same if they were faced with an Alsatian hanging on to their son's leg. I'm proud of the way Chelsea fans are supporting me.'

James, appealing for witnesses, writes on a Chelsea website: 'Three policeman leapt on me and four jumped on my dad. I was on the floor and I felt a police baton, fists and boots kicking me and I could hear cries of pain from my father. He was handcuffed and punched and one of the police officers stood on him.'

The Department of Professional Standards, who deal with complaints against the police, have started an investigation.

Turned back and Shay was standing face to face with the dog. Then he challenged the handler, in something of an icy tone, "go on let it go!".    

 

Anelka signing smacks of desperation to me.  Never really thought of him as a Chelsea kind of player.  Four and half years?  Don't make me laugh.  We'll be lucky if he's still there in four and a half weeks. 

 

Mind you, he's got to be better than what we have at the moment Drogba excluded.  But sounds like Drogs will be off soon anyway so we'll have to see how it pans out.  Can't see Anelka and Sheva as a dream team somehow. 

 

15 hours till tottenham, there's only 15 hours till tottenham...............

 

Good man, I was there too for the 6-0 on plastic.  Dark days indeed as I pointed out to Lamegunman a few days ago.  Welcome anyway, good to have another Blue around...

 

Don't swet it, your guys will roll tottenhammy. I've got a video tape of the 6-0 plastic win. What I do want is the Mike Robinson goal from the halfway line on a very muddy  Chelsea pitch. Thank God for your new stadium!

 

Talk about kicking the boys when they're down!  There we were being all magnanimous about your greatest ever victory over Chelsea and you go and mention Mike Robinson, a goal I had managed to completely erase from my memory (I was there then as well). 

 

You leave me no option but to play the Vauxhall Motors card

 

Sorry Sir, we only deal with Rolls Royces here and your beaten up old Morris Minor is not going to pass it's WOF.  It may well have a new owner with a bit of money to spend on it, but I can assure you that several engine parts need replacing and you are leaking goals all over my forecourt.  We have a new model you might be interested in, the Anelka, but I don't think it can find Shepherds Bush on the GPS - only important places like Chelsea, Arsenal, Paris, Madrid, Turkey, Liverpool, Manchester and, erm, Bolton. 

 

Clearly it's been a few years since the mechanics at Vauxhall Motors showed up all your faults gave your car a good overhaul on penalties. Fortunately you've only been going downhill since then so you probably haven't noticed the smoke coming out of your back end.  Anyway, I thought we sent your shabby vehicle packing last week so kindly remove it forthwith or I will get my man Roman to have it towed. 

 

 

 

1. Man Utd - 51

2. Arsenal - 51

3. Chelsea - 47

 

i think we are gonna clinch the league this season, ive even put some money on it happening also as i think we have a good strong team, chelsea and glasgow rangers to win the league this season and have a blue britain!!