Is there an old one for him? If not, this is the place to come up with some ideas.
Shane Smeltz Chant
Smeltzy, what's the score?
Judas judas judas
Judas judas judas
'We love you Judas, we do'
You're not Judas anymore
Change up "hello, hello its good to be back" to "Smeltzy, Smeltzy, its good that your back"?
Judas has become Lazarus
"We love you Judas. We do."
He's coming home, he's coming home, he's coming,
Smeltz is coming home
He's coming home, he's coming home, he's coming,
Smeltz is coming home
Phoenix on a shirt
Wellington’s poor shopping
Nikki’s words of hurt
Never stopped us dreaming
He's coming home, he's coming home, he's coming,
Smeltz is coming home
He's coming home, he's coming home, he's coming,
Smeltz is coming home
I still have vivid memories of those 6 goals against Perth, us chanting at him, and him giving us a smile and a clap back.
So...
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Oh Smeltzy, why did we part?
We might have scored six once, but it wasn't smart.
This year, to save us from tears,
You're back to play for Greenacre.
Feed the Smeltz
Let him know its Phoenix time again...
I still have vivid memories of those 6 goals against Perth, us chanting at him, and him giving us a smile and a clap back.
So...
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Oh Smeltzy, why did we part?
We might have scored six once, but it wasn't smart.
This year, to save us from tears,
You're back to play for Greenacre.
Gold Coast wasn't it?
What about this for when he scores....
Smeltzy, Smeltzy, score some more.
You're knocking on 100 goals door!
I still have vivid memories of those 6 goals against Perth, us chanting at him, and him giving us a smile and a clap back.
So...
-----
Oh Smeltzy, why did we part?
We might have scored six once, but it wasn't smart.
This year, to save us from tears,
You're back to play for Greenacre.
Honestly, this is pure gold, to a tune that everyone already knows.
Gold Coast wasn't it?
Ah yes. I'd already forgotten they'd existed.
I guess the memory wasn't *that* vivid!
Oh Smeltzy, why did we part?
We might have scored six once, but it wasn't smart.
This year, to save us from tears,
You're back to play for Greenacre.
Well, now we have to sing this for George Michael too!
Why not when he scores we could ironically do the old "Smeltzy, Smeltzy, what's the score? It's a bit of self depreciation but also acknlowedges him scoring FOR us and not against us.