Opponent Chant

• For a Brisbane roar match: BRISBANE ROAR! WHO ARE THEY?????
• For a Perth glory match: PERTH GLORY! WHO ARE THEY?????
• For a Sydney FC match: SYDNEY FC! WHO THE HECK ARE THEY?????
• For a WSW Match: WESTERN SYDNEY! WHO ARE THEY?????
• For a Melbourne city match: MELBOURNE CITY! WHO ARE THEY?????
• For a Melbourne victory match: MELBOURNE VICTORAY! WELL WELL WHO ARE THEY!
• For a Newcastle jets match: NEWCASTLE JETS! WHO ARE THEY?
• For Adelaide united match: ADELAIDE! WHO ARE THEY?
• For a central coast match: CENTRAL COAST! WHO ARE THEY?
• WELLINGTON! WE KNOW THEM! THEY ARE THE BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD AND THEIR COACHED BY ERNIE MERRICK OH WELLINGTON IS WONDERFUL!!!

Did you come up with those all by yourself?

Or with help from your carers ?

I like the enthusiasm Nixie10, but I'm not sure the above would be that easy to chant.

Cheers for the responses! really helpful! and yes i made it myself!

Thanks take pride in the team!

You're going home in a Qantas Ambulance!

Rave from the grave

When I was a little bitty boy, 

My grandmother bought me a cute little toy, 

Two Tards fans, hanging on a string, 

She told me to kick their F*****G heads in.

Tards on a string, Tards on a string, 

She told me to kick their F*****G heads in.

(Chuck Berry's My Ding-a-ling)

Another raid on the vaults (this is not a serious proposal)

Martin Bryant is a friend 

Is a friend, is a friend

Martin Bryant is a friend
He shoots Aussies

Shoots the ba***rds with a gun
With a gun, with a gun
Shoots the ba***rds with a gun

Martin Bryant

Shoots the ba***rds two by two
two by two two by two
Shoots the ba***rds two by two

Martin Bryant 

(Harry Roberts : Trad arr.)

Last one, to provide some balance against any perceived insensitivity to visiting Aussie fans,as if :-)  
This one is undeniably a song not a chant, against my previous comments in other threads.
Probably a difficult one to sing, could be a pre-game pub song, but here goes : 

There's a man with his hands clapping - haere mai

and he sings with a Feverish memory - haere mai

there's a cloud the full length of these isles

just playing chase with the sun

and its black and its yellow and its stripey

all the colours are one

so welcome here, we bid you welcome, we bid you welcome

welcome here from the Yellow Fever

welcome here, see we left an aisle for you now

welcome here from the Yellow Fever

Fever! <clap><clap><clap>

Fever! <clap><clap><clap>

(Dave Dobbyn - Welcome Home)

Nice thinking mate. Has potential. Especially if we have some guitar players in the Fever... anyone?

From 2min 35 in this:

Back to the source:  

Cheer up Kevin Muscat  < or relevant manager> 

Oh what can it mean to be a sad Aussie bastard,
With a shit football team. 

(Daydream Believer)