Lower Hutt Chant

Oh Lower Hutt
Is not too bad
Oh Lower Hutt is not too bad

It's got teen mums
Mullets
& the Phoenix

Oh Lower Hutt is not too bad

With it being Valentines Day, I think we need to re-enact the Fever-Squadron railway face off of '14

I'll be your dream

I'll be your wish I'll be your fantasy
I'll be your hope I'll be your love
Be everything that you need
I'll love you more with every breath
Truly, madly, deeply do
I will be strong I will be faithful
'cause I'm counting on
A new beginning
A reason for living
A deeper meaning, yeah

[chorus:]
I want to stand with you on
a mountain
I want to bathe with you in the sea
I want to lay like this forever
Until the sky falls down on me

And when the stars are shining
brightly in the velvet sky,
I'll make a wish send it to heaven
Then make you want to cry
The tears of joy for all the
pleasure and the certainty
That we're surrounded by the
comfort and protection of

The highest powers
In lonely hours
The tears devour you

[chorus]

C'mon you yellowww

(Local football gag)

'Nae naenae nae nae, naenae nae nae nae nae nae nae nae....'

ad infinitum/ad nauseum...

to tune of Land of a Thousand Dances by Wilson Pickett

I couldn't pass up the opportunity...

Epuni we belong together

Seaview and I for ever and ever

Waiwhetu where you are

Wainuiomata

Avalon the very first moment I saw you

I Moera felt such emotion

Im Woburn on air

Just to know Taita there

Naenae in your arms

Korokoro

I want Days Bay forever

Kelson each day

Hutt Wreck away

Coops delivers again.

Fixed

It fits almost perfectly! 

Can't believe this one hasn't been suggested yet.

Hutt Valley Girl
by
The Inhalers

No YouTube of it, but here's a link to a stream on bandcamp:
http://miramarchessclub.bandcamp.com/track/hutt-valley-girl

Lyrics:

Hutt Valley Girl

I wore studded belts with motorbike buckles
I grew my hair long, and tattooed my knuckles
I’d do anything in the whole wide world
For my Hutt Valley girl

I’d pick her up and we’d stay out 'til late
Cruising the mall in my brother’s V8
I’d do anything in the whole wide world
For my Hutt Valley girl

Marry in haste, repent at leisure
I’m doing time at Her Majesty’s pleasure
We’re still in love
But there’s no time to play
Out at Witako on visiting day

I looked in her eyes and I fell for her premise
She talked me into robbing the chemist
I’d do anything in the whole wide world
For my Hutt Valley girl
In cheesecloth and muslin, in ug boots and jewellery
I got caught red-handed with more than tomfoolery
I’d do anything in the whole wide world
For my Hutt Valley girl

To the tune old "Dirty Old Town" by Pogues;
http://youtu.be/kVUZuVZWHkk

I met my love by the Westfield mall
Dreamed a dream by the old canal
I kissed a girl by the factory wall
Dirty old town
Dirty old town

This is our club
Belongs to you and me
We are Wellington.....we're Phoenix FC
We may never go home
But we'll never feel down
When we build our ground
When we build our ground

This is our club
Belongs to you and me
We are Wellington.....we're Phoenix FC
We may never go home
But we'll never feel down
When we build our ground
When we build our ground