In your Auckland slums,
You want a trim latte, but you all just pout
You can't find anything, 'cos your lights are all out
In your Auckland slums
In your Aucklandslums.
Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the jail,
You can't get to work 'cos your traffic lights fail,
In your Auckland slums.
In your Auckland slums.
You used to drive a Porche, but not anymore,
Now you can't open your electric garage door,
In your Auckland slums.
In your Auckland slums.
Tune?
Tune?
Seriously?
I thought that was one of those universal Football chant tunes everyone would just know.'
That example is a Chelsea version... probably most famously sung by ManU fans?
In your Auckland slums,
You want a trim latte, but you all just pout
You can't find anything, 'cos your lights are all out
In your Auckland slums
In your Aucklandslums.
Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the jail,
You can't get to work 'cos your traffic lights fail,
In your Auckland slums.
In your Auckland slums.
You used to drive a Porche, but not anymore,
Now you can't open your electric garage door,
In your Auckland slums.
In your Auckland slums.
Yeah, it's grim up north!
If you are a true Jaffa, you won't be in Auckland right now. school holidays it's time for the sun and topics of the islands!!
Guess i'm not a true "Jafa" then because i've got to stay here and actually work rather than swan off to Fiji for a couple weeks as dictated by a timetable for children.
In your Auckland slums,
You want a trim latte, but you all just pout
You can't find anything, 'cos your lights are all out
In your Auckland slums
In your Aucklandslums.
Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the jail,
You can't get to work 'cos your traffic lights fail,
In your Auckland slums.
In your Auckland slums.
You used to drive a Porche, but not anymore,
Now you can't open your electric garage door,
In your Auckland slums.
In your Auckland slums.
Who put the lights out?
Ruf ruf ruf ruf ruf......
If you are a true Jaffa, you won't be in Auckland right now. school holidays it's time for the sun and topics of the islands!!
Aucklamd Phoenix; are you organising Phoenix awayday drinking venue for 13th Dec. O'Hagans did the KiwiHammers proud for Football United but you might suggest somewhere closer to Eden Park e.g. Faltering FallBack?
Steff in AA76 has been singing a version of this for several seasons
In your Sydney slums You look in the dustbin for something to eat. You find a dead 'roo and think it's a treat ...
