Butters

Purple Rage Minion
Phoenix Academy
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Butters - To the tune of Sound Of Silence (Disturbed Version)

Hello darkness, my old friend

I've come to snort with you again

Because a vision softly creeping

Of my bank balance quickly decreasing

And the charlie that was planted in my brain

Still remains

I love the feel of cocaine

In lonely time’s I’d snort alone

Charlie my choice of companion

‘Neath the blanket of a cocaine high

I set a line and kiss sobriety bye

When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a police light

That split the night

It’s the outcome of cocaine

And in the naked light I saw

Wanderers showed me the door

A little Charlie never hurt no-one

T’was Mad Monday I’m not the only one

Did the cops ever check the pockets of Bullut

I figured not

The true price of cocaine

Fools, said I, you’ll be sorry

I’ll go sign with the Glory

I’ll come back and score a screamer

I dreamed of moving back to Osaka

But my Coke, habit screwed all that

Raging within the grip of cocaine

And then Butters bowed and prayed

To the Phoenix god we’ve made

And then Rudan set out his warning

About the habit that I was forming

And to sign said the contract you’ll be cut if you do any Speed Balls

In bathroom stalls

Which ended my love of Cocaine

Angrier but more cuddly than a Honey Badger

Balbi
First Team Squad
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Love a good 80's track me.

Cyndi Lauper - Time After Time

If you're looking for goals

Butters will find you

line after line

if he scores more than ten

I'll do cocaine too

line after line

Express Football Special Calling At

Fratton Park - Champion Hill - Kiwitea St

And all away grounds inbetween.

Ryan
Marquee
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There's so many songs legitimately about cocain that it seems silly to shoe horn it into something else.

Yakcall
Moderator
The Stat Yak
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Why don't we hit it on the nose then and go with Cocaine by J.J. Cale made famous by Eric Clapton.

If you want to hang out, you've gotta take her out, cocaine
If you want to get down, get down on the ground, cocaine

She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie,
Cocaine

If you got that lose, you want to kick them blues, cocaine
When your day is done, and you want to ride on cocaine

She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie,
Cocaine

If your day is gone, and you want to ride on, cocaine
Don't forget this fact, you can't get it back, cocaine

She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie,
Cocaine

She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie,
Cocaine

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Player: "What bloody game are you watching ref?"

Ref: "The one where you've had three shots and haven't hit the target."

Hows my refereeing? Whine Here

patrick478
Moderator
Assistant to the senior Intern
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Personally I feel uncomfortable making cocaine chants about a Nix player. If he was playing for the opposition then sure, but shouldn't we be supporting our players? 

This is purely my own opinion and feel free to ignore me etc etc

Yellow Fever - Misery loves company

Nelfoos
First Team Squad
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patrick478 wrote:

Personally I feel uncomfortable making cocaine chants about a Nix player. If he was playing for the opposition then sure, but shouldn't we be supporting our players? 

This is purely my own opinion and feel free to ignore me etc etc

Kinda agree - would be more appropriate to take a song about coke and make it about Nichols.

Olympic Dream 2k18 #TheDream

paulm
Legend
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Yea I agree Patrick.

But at the same time it is a very funny connection to sing about. I wonder if there's a way to slip something in without it seeming derogatory. 

Lonegunmen
Legend
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patrick478 wrote:

Personally I feel uncomfortable making cocaine chants about a Nix player. If he was playing for the opposition then sure, but shouldn't we be supporting our players? 

This is purely my own opinion and feel free to ignore me etc etc

Why don't we just sing the "South Park" Theme??

164 games  164 games

dphimp24
Trialist
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It's nine o'clock on a Saturday,

The party goers have since shuffled in,

There's a middle-aged man in a line or two,

Creating an almighty sin.

He says, "Rudes, I am getting a party boost,

The Phoenix, they are a real fright,

You've been making me shirty since 'fore seven thirty,

And probably will be 'til night."

MetalLegNZ
Starting XI
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Some times the best thing you can do is make light of a serious situation.. he might actually enjoy it and have a laugh with us... assuming its being sung in jest, not as an attack.

DJ Jazzy Jeff Sarpong
First Team Squad
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Balbi wrote:

Love a good 80's track me.

Cyndi Lauper - Time After Time

If you're looking for goals

Butters will find you

line after line

if he scores more than ten

I'll do cocaine too

line after line

this is extremely underrated. Ka Pai

"fuck yeah, fuck yeah! Fuck yeah JP!" - Mark Rudan, 8/01/19

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