apologies for this, but:
Alex Jones, Alex Jones
score one Alex Jones
Alex Jones, Alex Jones
Score one now
Ai-pi-eye-ooh
Ai-pi-eye-eh
Ai-pi-eye-ooh-aiii
Alex Jones chants
Slow 'n' sexy. Hopefully the opposite of the player.
Alex Jones, Jones
Calling Alex Jones, "Alex Jones, Alex Jones, score right now"
(score right now)...
Alex Jones, Jones
Calling Alex Jones, "Alex Jones, Alex Jones, score right now "
(score right now)
(Apologies to the Beegees)
Have you seen the goal Alex Jones?
Do you know how to make the net bulge?
Don't go straying offside, or taking nosedives
Alex Jones.
Alex Jones, Jones
Calling Alex Jones, "Alex Jones, Alex Jones, score right now"
(score right now)...
Alex Jones, Jones
Calling Alex Jones, "Alex Jones, Alex Jones, score right now "
(score right now)
Have to do this:
Ai-pi-eye-ooh
Ai-pi-eye-eh
Ai-pi-eye-ooh-aiii
His pasty skin tells us he’s brit
Alex, Alex
A piece of fish, some mushy peas
Alex, Alex
We brought the lad from West Midlands...
When he gets the ball, our wins increase
Alex Jones
Phoenix number 9
Should it finish... "Alex Jones
THE Phoenix number 9"?
His pasty skin tells us he’s Brit Alex, Alex
Bangers and mash, some mushy peas
Alex, Alex
We brought the lad from West Midlands
His goal are loved in the grandstands
Alex Jones
Phoenix number nnnnnnnine.
That midlands vs Grandstands is a stretch.
Was about the only thing I could find of relevance.
Could use Birmingham instead of West Midlands, and find a replacement
Could use Birmingham instead of West Midlands, and find a replacement
We loaned the lad from St Andrew's, he better fix our scoring issues
How can we adapt this?
We brought the lad from Birmingham
He get's the ball, we score again
How can we adapt this?
This this this this this.
Fill in the gaps Benny.
We brought the lad from Birmingham
He get's the ball, we score again
He's the boogie woogie bugle boy from Birmingham B
Fill in the gaps Benny.
Perfect as is I reckon, just swap Kenwyne for Alex. Not necessary to Nixify everything.
I know what you mean by "Nixify" but it sounds scary! Almost like what has happened to our season.
To the tune of Sloop John B
...
He came from Birmingham B
On loan to the Phoenix FC
Halfway round the world came Alex Jones
The kid is alright
And he'll score tonight
We've got no license
He'll have to go home
.
See him let the ball sail
Into the back of the net
The fever call his name, Alex Jones
O-oh Alex Jones, o-oh Alex Jones, yeah yeah
We've got no license
He'll have to go home
Alternatively, the last two lines of each verse could be
.
We found a striker
His name's Alex Jones
Alternatively, the last two lines of each verse could be
.
We found a striker
His name's Alex Jones
But we can't play him
Coz' NZF won't answer their phones
"Oh dear, what can the matter be?
NZF have fudgeed up Sat-ur-day."
